Mutexes and Metaphors

Former computer science student. Now a jaded software developer. I'm more noise than signal.

I like computers, fighting games, roleplaying games, bicycles, cryptography, and trashy anime way too much. This blog is a reflection of that.

It's always autumn or winter here, so hunker down between the buildings and chill out.

Nothing exciting ever happens here.

Today is


corndogninja:

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

(via argumate)



yukariyakumofficial

Am I this old...?

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Also, funny that they mention homestuck

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wearepaladin:
“Sword Guy by Clint Cearley
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ebwollmaus:
“torillatavataan:
“mapsontheweb:
“Mapping Bike Infrastructure in 100 Cities Around the World
by u/UnrequitedReason
Keep reading
” ”
@ironykins
”

ebwollmaus:

torillatavataan:

mapsontheweb:

Mapping Bike Infrastructure in 100 Cities Around the World

by u/UnrequitedReason

Keep reading

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@ironykins



juicedoesthings:

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

(via laidlays)



chongoblog:
“hunter-rodrigez:
“”
Spotify assigns you Limp Bizkit fan at birth from your DNA
”

chongoblog:

hunter-rodrigez:

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Spotify assigns you Limp Bizkit fan at birth from your DNA

(via ajhasaplan)



matcherry

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search



fairycosmos

personally im a weather talk kind of girl well because if it’s super windy that’s big news if it’s sunny the worlds more awake if it’s rainy we are all in a soup eating kind of mood. these are good observations


kawaiite-mage

Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"

thepleasuregoblin

*crosses the street to avoid you*

kawaiite-mage

"IT FUCKING SUCKS" I yell at you across the street


hatingongodot

Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

inneskeeper

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literallymechanical

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The fact that pre-Unabomber Kaczynski was a once-in-a-generation mathematical genius means that citing his research can be a tad awkward unless you just roll with it, which has resulted in the greatest footnote ever written.

hatingongodot

I appreciate the efforts of everyone sincerely explaining to me why the unabomber is problematic but truly the only people who deserve any of my attention are the above commenters and this person in the notes

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